April 2011 roll call...hahaha!!!!!

Now here's a lady after our own hearts (hards?) !!! :aetsch004:

 

You are right though..I've missed the other April threads!:aktion061:

Call me a slow learner..:brick:.but I'm getting it now, post in the other threads.

 

haha, Hard is good if its a "Result" and not part of the preperation

 

[FONT=arial,helvetica]2 New Orleans Saints Season Tickets For Sale !

I have 2 New Orleans Saints season tickets for sale.


My wife doesn't want to attend any more of their games as she doesn't like the person who sits in the seat next to us.


I've attached a picture with the view from the seats.

Tickets will be sold to the highest bidder.


Current highest Bid is: $6,500 each
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Hope this satisfies TERE!!

 

haha! Woodman never manages to disappoint. But you've got that right about this is getting hard with that picture. It looks right out of the photo library of Jimmy.

 

Once upon a time, a prince asked a beautiful princess, "will you marry me?" the princess said "NO!"
And the prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and screwed skinny big boobed chicks and went hunting and went to naked bars and dated women half his own age and drank jagermeister and captain morgan and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up........
THE END

 

So ummmm Happily ever after is what your saying ....lol

 

Keeping it on Top!!


Laugh when you can. Apologize when you should. Let go of what you can't change. Kiss slowly. Play hard. Forgive quickly. Love truly. Take chances. Cry when you're sad. Dance when you're wasted. Stay out later than you should. Forgive. Forget. Love. Give everything and have no regrets. Life is too short to be anything but happy. Goodbye 2010. Hello 2011. ♥.

 

We're with ya sweety!!!!:sunny:

 

Old Fart Football
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, ‘Seven Points.'
His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?'
The old man replied, 'its fart football.'

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, ‘Touchdown, tie score...'

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says,
'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'

Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, “Touchdown, tie score.”

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, 'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.'

Now the pressure is on the old man.
He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.
Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally shits in the bed.

The wife says, 'What the hell was that?'

The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides

Who said your Golden Years can’t be full of fun and Laughter!
Can’t Wait!