A Boy's First Condom..... I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at Park Lane pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, 'No, this is my first time.' So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty. 'Just a minute,' she said, and walked to the door, and locked it.. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. 'Do these excite you?', she asked. Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk. 'Well, come on', she said, 'We don't have much time.' So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few moments. She looked at me with a bit of a frown. 'Did you put that condom on?' she asked. I said, 'I sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her. That's when she beat the shit out of me.......
Here are six ways to confirm Santa is a man He shows up late, eats your cookie, empties his sack, only cums once, calls you a ho and leaves while you are asleep.
Hey Jim.. very cool jokes and pix... hope your stocking will be hung with care tomorrow nite... mine has been hung for awhile..:wink3:
Hey Jim..I hope Santa cums ........... in your stocking .... hahah!!! ewwww thats nasty.. but funny... lol
Frank, if your going to ever have a vacation that is the one of all vacations, its with these guys.. december group parties good, may group I love a lot, september is fun, but to have a vacation where you leave and felt like you just left your neighbor, cuz thats what these guys are... I try to keep up and i try to have fun, but these guys out shine and out party me any day...ive been going to temptations for a decade, and minus a few guys from the may group, id never vacation without these guys again.. there friends, there family and there all around good people...and I feel sad for those that dont get to meet em, cuz im spoiled lol....... i love my april group
And everybody loves Jimmy Poo!!! :soccer: Here’s the start of April’s 2011 .pdf file for us April 2011 TTR Addicts. If you want to get on it, please e-mail me your: NAMES, CANCUNCARE SCREEN NAMES, DATES YOU’LL BE THERE (IF YOU’RE THERE IN MOSTLY APRIL) & A PICTURE OF YOU ALONG WITH YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS TO ME— vetter79@rochester.rr.com Woody 315-986-7450 As the list updates, I will forward it to everyone on the list that I have addresses for. Hopefully this worked out for most when we did it this year so let’s see if we can do it again! Woody & Sue (We’ve booked for April 12th – 21st 2011)