now that would be entertaining! The only thing that has had me awake lately at 4AM was to change the batteries in 4 screeching smoke detectors on an extension ladder! Caveman grunting would have at least made me laugh!
Kim deserves "Wife of the Year" every year, for lots of reasons, but as I recall, it was Jim and I getting her the shots...and of course we had to partake along with her.....lol
I sure dont remember it that way..HAHA!!! you two made me drink!!! I am the most responsible one of the group... LMAO.. well except for Ashtray Girl..
I was thinking about that... hmmm when I was there, it was bruce and I getting shots and delivering them at a rather rapid pace.... I leave, you guys go back in september and your delivering not only drinks but ash trays, all with a smile I feel cheated hahaha
The Polite Way to say I gotta Pee During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: 'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?' Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.' The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite‚. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?' Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.' 'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?' Johnny said: 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce to you after dinner.' The teacher fainted.
I saw this today and damn near lost some beer through my nose, cuz it was posted on Facebook by a rather quiet and nice lady that I know... "Dear Santa, I'm writing to let you know that I've been naughty... and it was worth it. You fat, judgmental bastard"
