April 2011 roll call...hahaha!!!!!

Keeping it on top!!

Yesterday it was -25c today it's -2c.. feels like summer ... hahah!!

 

Here’s the start of April’s 2011 .pdf file for us April 2011 TTR Addicts.
If you want to get on it, please e-mail me your:
NAMES, CANCUNCARE SCREEN NAMES, DATES YOU’LL BE THERE (IF YOU’RE THERE IN MOSTLY APRIL) & A PICTURE OF YOU ALONG WITH YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS TO ME—
vetter79@rochester.rr.com
Woody
315-986-7450
As the list updates, I will forward it to everyone on the list that I have addresses for.
Hopefully this worked out for most when we did it this year so let’s see if we can do it again!
Woody & Sue (We’ve booked for April 12th – 21st 2011)

 

Well last Monday it was +33F/0.56 C for three days with rain ( 100 year ice storm)gonna drop to -24 F / -31 C tonight WTH !!! At least we are getting some snow again... Susan & I are gonna see Derek in SF mid . Dec & drink a few coldies and talk about TTR I'm sure :ernaehrung015::ernaehrung015::ernaehrung015:....

 

WHY NEWFIES CAN'T BE PARAMEDICS

Jim and Bud are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Bud grabs his chest and falls to the ground
He doesn't seem to be breathing ; his eyes are rolled back in his head.

Jim whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator,
"By t'undering Jesus, I tink Bud is dead!
What should I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says,
"Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence...... and then a gun shot is heard.

Jim comes back on the line : "Okay, now what?"

 

Good one Bruce!! :mnm:

 

Keeping it on top!!

 

A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened
to her prayers which ended by saying: "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy,
God bless Grandma and goodbye Grandpa."

The father asked, "Why did you say goodbye Grandpa?" The little girl said,
"I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."

The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange
coincidence.

A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her
prayers which went like this: "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and
goodbye
Grandma." The next day the grandmother died.

"Holy Moley, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other
side.

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say:
"God bless Mommy and goodbye Daddy." He practically went into shock.

He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his
office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch and watched the clock.
He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay.
He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day
he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every
sound.
Finally, midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.
When he got home his wife said, "I've never seen you work so late, what's the
matter?"

He said, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of
my
life."

She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened
to me. This morning my golf pro dropped dead in the middle of my lesson.

 

so..!! are we ready to retire this thread.. and post on the sticky.. or keep that for people that are booked and chat on this one .. lol we should keep Woody's one on top so people can get on the pdf.. what do we say...??? retire it or keep it ..

 

U started it Kim, we'll keep it. If nothing else, it'll be good reference material for anyone interested in going with the April fun crowd!! :beer4:

 

I think we should let it go .. people are not posting on it and really there is a lot of reading here to catch up . if there are too many April threads it will be hard to keep track.. kept it up for almost 8 months..thats pretty good.. it served its purpose... lets retire it ..