April 2011 roll call...hahaha!!!!!

You're right - 1 school girl night and 1 night with any of the themes that you mentioned. People could then choose what they want so we're not all the same for 1 of the nights. Sound right to you?

 

Well Woody, seems like you and I know what we're talking about .. hahaha!!

Ok.. lets start over.. lmao!!

Question 1. How many people (and I know its early) want to have more than 2 ccc theme nights in the week that most of us are there?

Question 2. How many people want to have specific theme nights (all dress the same theme)

Question 3. How many people want to have one theme night (which has all ready been decided)... school girl and men in Kilts theme night combined and one costume night (what ever your little hearts desires you to be)

Question 4. Is it to early to even be talking about this..

Question 5. How many people want it to be April now!!!..hahah! JK

 

Keeping it on Top!!!

When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place.
Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupied.
Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the stall..
You get in to find the door won't latch. It doesn't matter, the wait has been so long you are about to wet your pants!
The dispenser for the modern "seat covers" (invented by someone's Mom, no doubt) is handy, but empty.
You would hang your purse on the door hook, if there was one,but there isn't - so you carefully, but quickly drape it around your neck, (Mom would turn over in her grave if you put it on the FLOOR!), yank down your pants, and assume " The Stance."
In this position your aging, toneless (God I should have gone to the gym!!!) thigh muscles begin to shake..
You'd love to sit down, but you certainly hadn't taken time to wipe the seat or lay toilet paper on it, so you hold "The Stance".
To take your mind off your trembling thighs, you reach for what you discover to be the empty toilet paper dispenser.In your mind, you can hear your mother's voice saying,"Honey, if you had tried to clean the seat, you would have KNOWN there was no toilet paper!" Your thighs shake more..
You remember the tiny tissue that you blew your nose on yesterday - the one that's still in your purse. (Oh yeah, the purse around your neck, that now, you have to hold up trying not to strangle yourself at the same time). That will have to do. You crumple it in the puffiestway possible. It's stillsmaller than your thumbnail.
Someone pushes your door open because the latch doesn't work.
The door hits your purse, which is hanging around your neck in front of your chest, and you and your purse topple backward against the tank of the toilet.
"Occupied!" you scream, as you reach for the door, dropping your precious,tiny, crumpled tissue in a puddle on the floor, lose your footing altogether, and slide down directly onto theTOILET SEAT.
It is wet of course.
You bolt up, knowing all too well that it's too late. Yourbare bottom has made contact with every imaginable germ and life form on the uncovered seat because YOU never laid down toilet paper - not that there was any, even if you had taken time to try.
You know that your mother would be utterly appalled if she knew, because, you're certain her bare bottom nevertouched a public toilet seat because, frankly, dear, "You just don'tKNOW what kind of diseases you could get".
By this time, the automatic sensor on the back of the toilet is so confused that it flushes, propelling a stream of water like a fire hose against the inside of the bowl that sprays a fine mist of water that covers your butt and runs down your legs and into your shoes.
The flush somehow sucks everything down with such force that you grab onto the empty toilet paper dispenser for fear of being dragged in too
At this point, you give up. You're soaked by the spewing water and the wet toilet seat.
You're e-x-h-a-u-s-t-e-d.
You try to wipe with a gum wrapper you found in your pocket and then slink out inconspicuously to the sinks.

You can't figure out how to operate the faucets with the automatic sensors, .....so you wipe your hands with spit and a dry paper towel and walk past the line of women still waiting.
You are no longer able to smile politely to them.
A kind soul at the very end of the line points out a piece of toilet paper trailing from your shoe. (Where was that when youNEEDED it??) You yank the paper from your shoe, plunk it in the woman's hand and tell her warmly, "Here, you just might need this".
As you exit, you spot your hubby, who has long since entered, used, and left the men's restroom.
Annoyed, he asks, "What took you so long, and why is your purse hanging around your neck?" ..................
This is dedicated to women everywhere who deal with a public restrooms (rest??? you've GOT to be kidding!!). It finally explains to the men what really does take us so long. It also answers their other commonly asked questions about why women go to the restroom in pairs. It's so the other gal can hold the door, hang onto your purse, and hand you Kleenex under the door!



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Im goin to dress up as a Drunk Guy from new york with a failing liver

 

Like me hey, just have to rummage threw your old duds!!

 

well that will be after you wear your Kilt.. and come on you 2 use your imaginations... you are drunk guys from NY all the time ....haha!!

step out side your little comfort zones guys and try something new..lol

 

Now you're tempting / teasing us Kimmie!!

 

Yes to Q3 & 5. Happy Thanksgiving everyone... enjoy the holiday however you plan to spend it!

 

Shit - I meant #3 and #5 too!!!

 

keeping it on top..

how about we start posting some pictures of our last trip to TTR.. I sure need to see some ..