April 2011 roll call...hahaha!!!!!

Keeping it on Top!!!

today its -32c with the windchill and snowing ..

I am dreaming of TTR

 

T-Storms here and 51 F. toots!!:beer4:

 

30F here & raining steady everything coated in ice & hundreds of traffic accidents !! Damn global warming ...come on April.

 

OK so I'm obviously behind in keeping up with this thread:
Touch my junk: Milwaukee t-shirt maker turns airport security issue into pure profit - WITI

No complaints here from any women wearing TSA uniforms on sexy costume nite! And both Joyce and I already got our respective school girl and kilt costumes ready to go!

 

THE 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!

Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for 'suck here'.

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.'

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: M elt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING ?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...


BONUS QUESTIONS & ANSWERS

Q: What is a man's Ultimate embarrassment?

A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.



Nominated as the world's best short joke

A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.

'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?

'Not yet,' she replied

 

Well I found a million website that have Theme night ideas for bars and clubs etc... Im trying to scower the web and then we can put a bunch of ideas on here and see what people think, be nice to do something different, yet fun and hot....

 

or how about going as your favorite character from a movie from a certain movie era. or famous couples. just throwin my 2 cents in.

its 78 and nice here today

 

here are a few .. and or we are talking about doing the School girl & mens Kilts on the same night and a costume anything goes night ..

 

Keeping it on top.

today.. on the radio it said Calgary is the second colded place in the WORLD today!!! that sucks big time ..