Thanks babe!! I went to my doctor's office the other day, only to find out my old doctor had retired and his replacement was a new, young, female, drop-dead gorgeous blue-eyed blonde. I guess she could tell, I was a little nervous and perhaps appeared slightly embarrassed, so she said, "Don't worry, I'm a professional. I've seen it all before so just tell me what's wrong and I'll verify your concerns and see if I can help you in any way I can." So I said, "I think my penis tastes funny..."
Here’s the start of April’s 2011 .pdf file for us April 2011 TTR Addicts. If you want to get on it, please e-mail me your: NAMES, CANCUNCARE SCREEN NAMES, DATES YOU’LL BE THERE (IF YOU’RE THERE IN MOSTLY APRIL) & A PICTURE OF YOU ALONG WITH YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS TO ME— vetter79@rochester.rr.com Woody 315-986-7450 As the list updates, I will forward it to everyone on the list that I have addresses for. Hopefully this worked out for most when we did it this year so let’s see if we can do it again! Woody & Sue (We’ve booked for April 12th – 21st 2011)
Nice.... Great choice in dates by the way, I know a great guy that will be down there the same time, oh and me too haha... the dominoes are starting to fall for our group, one by one people are starting to book
If McDonalds started selling hotdogs, could you, with a straight face, ask for a McWeiner and supersize it?
One year I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetary plot as a Christmas gift.......The next year, I didnt buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, "Well you still havent used the gift I bought you last year!" And that is how the fight started
My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat aloneat a nearby table. I asked her, "Do you know him?" "Yes", she sighed "He's my old boyfriend....I understand he took to drinking right after we broke up those many years ago and he hasnt been sober since." "My God" I said, "Who would thinka person could go on celebrating that long?" and then the fight started....
My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, "I feel horrible,I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment." I replied. "Well...your eyesight's damn near perfect." And then the fight started
