I"M BOOKED!!!!April Addicts 2011

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  1. zurc

    zurc I want to grow up to be Chino's! Registered Member

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    Ok, I think I just got in trouble for laughing to loud at work!
     
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    ibizasue I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    laughing

    dont worry jesse everybody thinks i have completely lost the plot laughing to myself in the dj box...
     
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    zurc I want to grow up to be Chino's! Registered Member

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    Little Johnny and Little Lisa are only 10 years old, but they know that they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Johnny goes to Lisa's father to ask for his blessing.

    Johnny bravely walks up to him and says "Mr. Jones, me and Lisa are in love and I want to ask you for your blessing."

    Thinking that this was the cutest thing, Mr. Jones replies, "Well Johnny, you're only 10. Where will you two live?"

    Without even taking a moment to think about it, Johnny replies "In Lisa's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."

    Still thinking this is just cute, Mr. Jones says, "Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. How will you afford food and rent?"

    Again, Johnny instantly replies, "With our allowance. Lisa gets 5 bucks a week and I get 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month, and that should do us just fine."

    By this time Mr. Jones is realizing that Johnny has put much thought into this. So, he thinks for a moment trying to come up with something that Johnny won't have an answer to.

    He then says, "Well Johnny, it seems like you've got everything all figured out. I just have one more question for you. What will you do if the two of you should kids of your own?"

    Johnny shrugs his shoulders and says "We've been lucky so far..."
     
  4. The Woodman

    The Woodman I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    Here’s the start of April’s 2011 .pdf file for us April 2011 TTR Addicts.
    If you want to get on it, please e-mail me your:
    NAMES, CANCUNCARE SCREEN NAMES, DATES YOU’LL BE THERE (IF YOU’RE THERE IN MOSTLY APRIL) & A PICTURE OF YOU ALONG WITH YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS TO ME—
    vetter79@rochester.rr.com
    Woody
    315-986-7450
    As the list updates, I will forward it to everyone on the list that I have addresses for.
    Hopefully this worked out for most when we did it this year so let’s see if we can do it again!
    Woody & Sue (We’ve booked for April 12th – 21st 2011) :musik026:
     
  5. The Woodman

    The Woodman I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    Wife gets naked & asks hubby, 'What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?'

    Hubby looks her up & down and replies, 'Your sense of humour!



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    An elderly couple is attending Mass.


    About halfway through, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?'

    He replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid.'
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  6. The Woodman

    The Woodman I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    A boy asks his granny, 'Have you seen my pills, they were labeled LSD?'
    Granny replies, f**k the pills, have you seen the dragons in the
    kitchen?!
     
  7. tigerjohnni

    tigerjohnni Enthusiast Registered Member

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    how is temptations? i'm going next april 13th!
     
  8. tigerjohnni

    tigerjohnni Enthusiast Registered Member

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    i'm going apr 13th - 20th...never been to temptations...how is it?
     
  9. The Woodman

    The Woodman I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    You'll love it - just go w/ an open mind and get ready to party!!!!

    Here’s the start of April’s 2011 .pdf file for us April 2011 TTR Addicts.
    If you want to get on it, please e-mail me your:
    NAMES, CANCUNCARE SCREEN NAMES, DATES YOU’LL BE THERE (IF YOU’RE THERE IN MOSTLY APRIL) & A PICTURE OF YOU ALONG WITH YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS TO ME—
    vetter79@rochester.rr.com
    Woody
    315-986-7450
    As the list updates, I will forward it to everyone on the list that I have addresses for.
    Hopefully this worked out for most when we did it this year so let’s see if we can do it again!
    Woody & Sue (We’ve booked for April 12th – 21st 2011)
     
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    If you are booked already you should email your info with a picture to Woody to get on the PDF file then hop on the April 2011 haha! thread and meet all the people that are planning to be there the same time..
    there we can answer all your questions..
     
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