alright everyone, pics posted on my profile .... Oct 31st to Nov 7th ..the count down has begun!!! (its annoying the shit outta my coworkers too LOL)
Just Booked for the 17th - 24th as this will be our 12th time and we're bringing 3 newbies. Can't wait as the weather is getting colder here. Newbies are very much looking forward to a great time. Drunkin Monkeys all around.:lotsofmichaelfs:
An Englishman had visited Texas and was telling his friends about his trip. One fellow asked, "What most impressed you about Texans". He replied, "Their confidence. A Texan took me duck hunting and we sat in a blind all day and never saw a thing. Then about sundown a lone duck flew overhead, so high you could hardly see it. When it was directly overhead the Texan raised his shotgun and fired. The duck kept right on flying". Then the Texan turned to me in amazement and said, "Son, yore witnessing a miracle. Thar flies a dead duck".
[FONT="]A deer is sitting in the woods, about to light a joint when a rabbit bounces out of nowhere. The rabbit says, "Mr Deer don't poison your body with that, come for a run through the forest with me". The deer, throws his joint to the ground and goes for a run in the forest with the rabbit. Moments later the Deer and the Rabbit run into a squirrel that is just about to shoot some heroin, and the rabbit says,"Mr Squirrel, don't poison your body with that, come for a run through the forest with us". The squirrel throws his needle away and joins the Deer and the Rabbit for a run in the forest. Moments later the Deer, the Rabbit and the Squirrel run into a Bear who is just about to snort some Coke, and the rabbit says,"Mr Bear don't poison your body with that, come for a run through the forest with us". The Bear grabs the rabbit and tears his head of and eats it. the Deer and the squirrel are completely aghast, and ask why he would do something like that. The Bears answers, " Ever since that little stink started taking ecstasy, all he's ever wanted to do is run through the forest.[/FONT]
A man walked into his bedroom and saw his wife looking in the mirror cupping her breasts. "What are you doing?" "I went to the doctor today and he said I have the tits of a 20 year old" "Oh yeah, and what did he say about your 50 year old ass?" "Oh, you didn't come up."
