I"M BOOKED!!!!April Addicts 2011

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    Keeping it on top!!!
     
  2. The Woodman

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    Getting close to booking thru caatravel.com. Cheapest for me so far. Anybody else use them?

    Rochester, NY - TTR 12th - 21st of April - $2626 Cad for 2 total w/ transfers.
     
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    LOL I just saw that post about the Bachelor Party in April, I guess the best thing I can say about that would be... Temptations is a great place for a bachelor party, I do my version of a bachelor party there every year, except mine is better, cuz im still single the next year hahaha... The bachelors will have a blast.... Just dont steal all the good looking woman, cuz it just so happens im having my 10th bachelor party there Apr 12-21st , well my version anyway
     
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    Send me your pics, etc. and I'll put you folks on the .pdf list!

    Here’s the start of April’s 2011 .pdf file for us April 2011 TTR Addicts.
    If you want to get on it, please e-mail me your:
    NAMES, CANCUNCARE SCREEN NAMES, DATES YOU’LL BE THERE (IF YOU’RE THERE IN MOSTLY APRIL )(NOT GOING TO INCLUDE FOLKS THAT ARE THERE MOSTLY IN MARCH OR MAY THIS TIME) & A PICTURE OF YOU ALONG WITH YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS TO ME— vetter79@rochester.rr.com
    Woody
    315-986-7450
    As the list updates, I will forward it to everyone on the list that I have addresses for.
    Hopefully this worked out for most when we did it this year so let’s see if we can do it again!
    Woody & Sue (We’re shooting for April 12th – 21st 2011 this time)Give or take depending on costs!
     
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    NEVER WAX YOUR HOO-HA :sauer005:

    All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises
    of easy, painless removal - The Epilady, scissors, razors, Nair
    and now...the wax. Read on..........


    My night began as any other normal weeknight. Fix dinner, watch the grand kids come and go. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: 'Maybe I should get the waxing kit from the medicine cabinet.

    So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom.

    It was one of those 'cold wax' kits. No melting a clump of hot wax,
    you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and
    you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else)
    and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out. (YA THINK!?!)

    So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing each other
    stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, my genius kicks in so I get out the hair dryer and heat it to 1000 degrees. ('Cold wax,' yeah...right!)

    I lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the skin around it tight and pull.

    It works!

    OK, so it wasn't the best feeling, but it wasn't too bad.
    I can do this! Hair removal no longer eludes me!

    I am She-rah, fighter of all wayward body hair and maker of
    smooth skin extraordinaire.

    With my next wax strip I move north. After checking on the family,
    I sneak back into the bathroom for the ultimate hair fighting championship.

    I drop my granny panties and place one foot on the toilet..

    Using the same procedure, I apply the wax strip across the right side of my bikini line, covering the right half of my hoo-ha and stretching down to the inside of my butt cheek (it was a long strip).

    I inhale deeply and brace myself.... RRRRIIIPPP!!!!

    I'm blind!!! Blinded from pain!!!!..... OH MY GAWD!!!!!!!!!
    Vision returning, I notice that I've only managed to pull off half the strip.

    CRAP!

    Another deep breath and RIPP! Everything is spinning and spotted.

    I think I may pass out.... I must stay conscious... I must stay conscious.

    Do I hear crashing drums??? Breathe, breathe
    .... OK, back to normal.

    I want to see my trophy - a wax covered strip, the one that has caused me so much pain, with my hairy pelt sticking to it. I want to revel in the glory that is my triumph over body hair.

    I hold up the strip!

    There's no hair on it.

    Where is the hair???

    WHERE IS THE WAX???

    Slowly I ease my head down, foot still perched on the toilet.

    I see the hair. The hair that should be on the strip... it's not!

    I touch.. I am touching wax.

    I run my fingers over the most sensitive part of my body, which is now covered in cold wax and matted hair.

    Then I make the next BIG mistake ... remember my foot is still propped upon the toilet? So I put my foot down.

    Sealed shut! My butt is sealed shut. Sealed shut!
    I penguin walk around the bathroom trying to figure out what to do
    and think to myself 'Please don't let me get the urge to poop..
    My head may pop off!'

    What can I do to melt the wax?

    Hot water!! Hot water melts wax!! I'll run the hottest water I can
    stand in the bathtub, get in, immerse the wax-covered bits and the wax should melt and I can gently wipe it off, right ???

    *WRONG!!!!!!!*

    I get in the tub - the water is slightly hotter than that used to
    torture prisoners of war or sterilize surgical equipment - I sit.

    Now, the only thing worse than having your nether regions glued
    together, is having them glued together and then glued to the bottom of the tub.... in scalding hot water.

    Which, by the way, does not melt cold wax.

    So, now I'm stuck to the bottom of the tub as though I had cemented myself to the porcelain!!

    God bless the AT&T man who had convinced me a few months ago to have a phone put in the bathroom!!!!!

    I call my friend, thinking surely she has waxed before and has some
    secret of how to get me undone. It's a very good conversation
    starter.

    'So, my butt and hoo-ha are glued together to the bottom of the tub!'

    There
    is a slight pause. She doesn't know any secret tricks for removal but she does try to hide her laughter from me.

    She wants to know exactly where the wax is located, 'Are we talking
    cheeks or hoo-ha?'

    She's laughing out loud by now ... I can hear her.

    I give her the rundown and she suggests I call the number on the side
    of the box.

    YEAH!!!!! Right!! I should be the joke of someone else's night.

    While we go through various solutions, I resort to trying to scrape
    the wax off with a razor. Nothing feels better than to have your girlie goodies covered in hot wax, glued shut, stuck to the tub in super hot water and then
    dry-shaving the sticky wax off!!

    By now the brain is not working, dignity has taken a major hike and
    I'm pretty sure I'm going to need Post-Traumatic Stress counseling for
    this event.

    My friend is still talking with me when I finally see my saving grace.....
    the lotion they give you to remove the excess wax.

    What do I really have to lose at this point?

    I rub some on and OH MY GOD!!! The scream probably woke the family and
    scared the dickens out of my friend.

    It's sooo painful, but I really don't care.

    'IT WORKS!!

    I get a hearty congratulation from my friend and she hangs up.
    I successfully remove the remainder of the wax and then notice to my
    grief and despair....THE HAIR IS STILL THERE.......ALL OF IT!

    So I recklessly shave it off. Heck, I'm numb by now. Nothing hurts.
    I could have amputated my own leg at this point.

    Next week I'm going to try hair color......how bad can that turn out???

     
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    ok that is a good one. i know a few slinky people!! thanks
     
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    Bubba's sister was pregnant and was in a bad car accident, which caused her
    to fall into a deep coma.

    After nearly six months, she awoke and saw that she was no longer pregnant.
    Frantically, she asked the doctor about her baby.

    The doctor replied, "Ma'am, you had twins - a boy and a girl. The babies are
    fine. Your brother came in and named them."

    The woman thought to herself, "Oh, no! Not Bubba; he's an idiot!" Expecting
    the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"

    "Denise," the doctor answers.

    The new mother says, "Wow! That's a beautiful name, maybe I was wrong about
    my brother. I really like the name "Denise." What's the boy's name?"

    The doctor replies, "Denephew."
     
  8. Classcpl4fun

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    We are looking to book in April, so which week would be the best week to attend?

    Linda
     
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    Right now we're looking at the 12th - 21st or the 19th - 28th (cheaper).
    This is the usual time most of us real party people go! :clappyinghappy:
    Keep us posted and we'll add you to the list - See below!
    Welcome aboard!
    Here’s the start of April’s 2011 .pdf file for us April 2011 TTR Addicts.
    If you want to get on it, please e-mail me your:
    NAMES, CANCUNCARE SCREEN NAMES, DATES YOU’LL BE THERE (IF YOU’RE THERE IN MOSTLY APRIL )(NOT GOING TO INCLUDE FOLKS THAT ARE THERE MOSTLY IN MARCH OR MAY THIS TIME) & A PICTURE OF YOU ALONG WITH YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS TO ME— vetter79@rochester.rr.com
    Woody
    315-986-7450
    As the list updates, I will forward it to everyone on the list that I have addresses for.
    Hopefully this worked out for most when we did it this year so let’s see if we can do it again!
    Woody & Sue (We’re shooting for April 12th – 21st 2011 or the 19th – 28th this time)Give or take depending on costs!
     
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    Well please keep us posted becase we want to party with fun people for sure.
     
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