April 2011 roll call...hahaha!!!!!

Oh man, now I want to be the first booking so we can start the roll call haha... Im on so far with the exact same dates as you woody...Im hoping that since we had over 100 on the pdf file and 60 plus showed up and 50 something on the booze cruise, that if we get 130 on the pdf and 80 show up, that means we should get 65 on the booze cruise .... No Idea why im doing math at 7am or trying to equate things, Maybe I want the newbies to think Im intelligent until they meet my drunk ass lol

 

Ya prices from Nova Scotia seem to be about $200 over last year. I have never started looking this early, do prices normally drop once winter hits?

 

We hope so this year, but it's not looking good right now! :icon_confused::icon_confused:

 

Woody, what is that... April 2011's version of "Swine Fever"?

 

Like that, hey Jeff?? Bring back memories perhaps?? Reminds me of my old hometown!!:bootyshake:

 

Dearest Redneck Son,

I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of your home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address because the last Louisiana family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so they wouldn't have to change their address. ​

This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure about it. I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain. We haven't seen them since. The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first time for three days and the second time for four days. ​

About that coat you wanted me to send; your Uncle Billy Bob said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. ​

Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because it took him two hours to get me and your father out. ​

Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven't found out what it is yet so I don't know if you are an aunt or uncle. ​

Uncle Bobby Ray fell into a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated, he burned for three days. ​

Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck. Butch was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down! ​

There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much out of the normal has happened. ​

Your Favorite Aunt,
Mom ​

 

The Vasectomy

A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.

Before the procedure the nurse comes in and take his vitals, then tells him to take all of his clothes off. When he is fully undressed she instructs him to lie down on the table. The man obeys. The nurse then takes all of her clothes off and climbs on top and has her way with him. Upon the completion of the act the man catches his breath and asks what that was all about.

The nurse informs the patient that studies have shown that before a vasectomy if the man has an ejaculation, he will be more relaxed and that the vasec is easier for the surgeon to locate and sever.
The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room. While they are going down the hall the patient sees six men in a room masturbating. Curious, the man asks "What are they doing in there"?

The nurse responds,

"They are getting vasectomies too, but you have Blue Cross and they have Obama Care."

 

Keeping it on top

Brewster and I may sneak back to TTR for a week this month but still really looking forward to the April Group..!!!! there was way to much fun had by all!!!

 

You guys should come for New Years !!!

 

We have our Halloween trip there to keep us from getting too much of the "I miss TTR blues".

Have looked into prices for April and they are still coming down in $$. Will keep on waiting to book until we see the prices start to trend upward.