April 2011 roll call...hahaha!!!!!

A Canadian bacon sandwich to go with the six pack would seem to be in order also.

 

keeping it on top!!

Voted Best Joke in Ireland


John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life,between the legs of me wife!"That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night."She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife.""Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been in there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."

 

*INDIANS DON'T USE SADDLES*

A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of
Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came
along and offered her a ride to a nearby town.

She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was
uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a
Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a' so loud that it echoed from the surrounding hills.

When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station,
yelled one final 'Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!' and rode off.

"What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the
service-station attendant.

"Nothing," the woman answered. "I merely sat behind him on the horse,
put my arms around his waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I
wouldn't fall off."

"Lady," the attendant said, "Indians don't use saddles."

 

Keeping it on Top!!!

so!, we have had 3 or 4 really nice day here in calgary, just enough to get our hopes up that summer may have finally arrived...... any one want to guess what we have comming for weather the long weekend??............ you guessed it .. SNOW SHOWERS!!!!... so sick of it .. I could scream... ;(

 

you need to cum to TR until the weather improves back home *L*

 

If it was remotely possible.. trust me, we would be all over that...hahah!

 

Look at the May post... the price just bottomed out for May 29th

 

well the weather in the northeast is like goin to a strip club..... its fantastic one minute with great views, then you suddenly realize its not going to last and you have to go back to old crappy stuff again.....HAHAHA kidding ladies

80 one day and 50 the next

 

Wow, thats a really good deal... I wish could go and just stay...lol

 

lol.. sad.. but true...