Swingers Swayers & Monogamators - 4/28-5/3

Oh Good Je$@$ James! Tell us that you have not permanently maimed your drinkng hand!!!

Say it isn't so.....

 

drinkng hand or master.......ting....hand? heck if I was gonna have to marry one of them.....i'd

 

just stars and stripes....but not those tight little ones like the link you posted..hehe

 

ill be good to go

Im pretty sure I will be in fine drinking order........stitches come out wednesday next week and I see a Surgeon to check for tendon damage but one way or another Ill be good.....I will find me a canadian Beer Helmet if necessary.

:beer4::rainfro::beer4: affix two straws and Ill be set!!!!!!

 

Brother...as a fellow country man, I am there for you. I don't care if I have to slingshot margaritas into your mouth or feed you with a staw like a mother robin feeds her young ones...I've got your back.

LMFAO.

Heal quickly my friend.

Come to think of it, Canadian beer helmuts are highly adaptable to tropical climates and are rather fashionable. Could be a massive hit at the Sexy Pool.

 

Craig!!!!!!!!!!!! Ginny is so lucky to have a guy so thoughful that he would risk injury and use of slingshot to fling margaritas poolside for a fellow friend....although I do agree a beer helmets of any nationality would not only be "SEXY" but also suiting for Saturdays festivities it will likely block out the sun too much for me to get my bronze on.....Being that im irish and indian my legs arms back and chest will get the bronze and Ill keep my lucky charms white.....If you by any chance need a hand consuming large amounts of alcohol at any time during your weeks stay please I GOT YOUR BACK on that one for the kindness you have shown!!!!!!


CHEERs

 

what is this game you use master.......ting....hand? for???? is it like golf that you challenge yourself or like chess strategic? Can it be played like volleyball with a team... I have not seen the event ...is it pay per view or on local cable? I have so much to learn!!!!!!!!

Just kidding ellie and thanks for your concern.....your bedside manner is by far superior to most.....but not as superior as CRAIG!!!!!!

:beer4::bowdown::daveandmo::flagcanada:

 

okay guys very important update information

as we all know by now - school girl night is saturday night at nice shoes and we have a very large crowd that will be dressed accordingly of upwards to 50 to 75 people before it is all said and done

what most people do not realize is that after the party - at about 10:30 - the bus from bulldog cafe shows up and takes everyone from the resort (who is interested wants to go) to the bulldog cafe.

::::Bulldogcafe::::

the resort does this every saturday night

................as we all know there is absolutely no guarantee whatsoever that nice shoes will remain open after the bus leaves the resort to take everyone to the bulldog cafe

chances are that it will stay open and for those wanting to stay and continue school girl night there you should have no problem doing that at all..........

but since we are not 100 percent for certain - several of us have rented out the VIP JACUZI SUITE AT THE BULLDOG CAFE for an extended school girl night "after party" at the bulldog cafe

thats right will board the bus and take the school girl party straight into the bulldog cafe

pictures from previous after parties at the bulldog cafe vip jacuzzi suite





yes guys and gals - please keep your school/girl school boy gear on and come join in the fun at the bulldog cafe with the rest of the resort

but keep in mind

the suite is limited to the first 16 cancuncare people to indicate an interest and willingness to pay for a spot - the cost for this vip jacuzzi suite school girl "after party" is $90.00 per person and these will go VERY fast (normal resort prices for random entry into the club is about $60.00 per person anyways)

the following people have already signed up and are guaranteed spots in the bulldog cafe VIP jacuzzi suite for the huge after party - the remaining 10 spots will go very very quickly - make sure you get yours asap -

now

we have rented this suite before and it has an amazing view of the entire club ....................and oh yeah ladies bring a school girl bathing suit too as you can play in the jacuzzi all night long right off center stage while the crowd dances the night away and wishes they were as fortunate

presently in the suite there are 13 locked in with 3 just spots remaining

craig and ginny


rob and T plus 2


t.ken aka tequila ken


jinx


james and lee + 1


glenn and monique


let us know quickly so we can reserve your spot there are only 3 spots left guys

rob

 

can i be 100 percent honest about this one thing that i know for certain.........

there is no way in hell they do

money and status does not a freak'n party make -

...........good peeps (of whatever background) make a party

fer sho

rob