Should probably get this taken care of before everything becomes too fuzzy. It may not all be in perfect order but I will try my best and get crystal to help fill in the blanks Day One: March 11th We meet up with Joe at the Denver International Airport and every thing goes off without a hitch. Joe starts drinking on the plane, Crystal and I refrain but giggle at him. After landing in Cancun we sit on the tarmac for what feels like hours, though was probably twenty minutes, because another plane was in our gate. Customs went much quicker than expected and we all got the green light. Crystal and I follow Joe like little ducklings through the airport and find out all the horror stories are true. We had booked a private transfer, so we hop right on our van and we were on our way. Our van driver was CRAZY, he must have been on drugs. From the second we get into the vehicle his mouth was running a million miles a minute (honestly, he talks more than an excited Joe). Here is a direct quote: "See that tree that is a gum tree people climb to the tops of those trees and peel the gum you know gum like chicle you know why it is called chicle because chi is mouth and cle is to move the mouth oh my god look at that bird I'll stop so you can take a picture." He then stopped in the middle of the highway and wouldnt move until the pictuer was taken. I was going to put punctuation in that quote but then remembered that I dont think he ever stopped to take a breath. We finally get to our hotel after dropping Joe off at his and check in. We immediately put on the bikinis to catch the last few hours of sun and head out to explore. When we get the the pool bar we start hearing someone calling Crystals name. Turns out its SteveO and a big group of his friends. We head over and start chatting with them. One of the boys is hammered and says to Crystal "Oh my god, dont look at me with those eyes they are too beautiful." She smiles but gets distracted by someone else so he turns to me and says "Oh my god, dont look at me with those eyes they are too beautiful." I inform him that it would probably be a good idea to wait at least ten minutes before trying the same line on a different girl who heard it the first time. Crystal and I decide to start drinking, even though we didnt purchase all inclusive they were still serving us drinks no problem. I unfortunately, not having much to eat that day, get smashed. Crystal drags me to the room and I drunkenly get ready for the CC party. The CC party is rather fuzzy for me but I have been hearing stories. Apparently I was quite the little dancer and I have the bruises to prove it. I do remember all the best parts. Like meeting most of you, having the mandatory tequila shot, and getting a smooch from the masked man. However, I have heard that I said a lot of stupid, silly, or utterly ridiculous things to people so if I offended anyone I am sorry and if I made you laugh then youre welcome. I do know that I had a lot of fun and cant wait to party with you all again (this time a little more coherently) next year. After the party we went to the Taco Factory and I tasted the hottest salsa I have ever had in my life, I nearly cried. All in all it was an amazing night and the best night of the trip! Day Two: March 12th Woke up in the morning feeling pretty good. Tried out Dos Playas breakfast and found that it was better than expected. We ended up heading down to the Royal Mayan to hang out with Fletch, Chaz, and Frank the Tank. We spent the day playing drinking games unless you were Chaz, then you spent the day LOSING the drinking games and getting hammered. After getting a drinks few in her Crystal stops being shy and has everyone laughing at how ridiculous she is. We head back to our place for showers and naps and then meet back up to go to Captains Cove. I think we ordered the wrong things because we werent big fans of the food but the company was great. We all head out to the Corona Bar and get a table and the funniest waiter ever. He keeps the shots rolling in all night, motorboats crystal serveral times, has drinking contests with Fletch, and tricks me into kissing him. It was a great night until we had to say bye to the guys who were leaving the next day. We promised to see them soon and took the most terrifying taxi ride back to our hotel. I will finish this up a bit later. I didnt expect to have so much to say haha but they will probably be getting shorter as the first two days were some of the most interesting. So until then: TO BE CONTINUED
Day 3: March 13th Woke up feeling like hell. Crystal and I were both pretty sick and with only one toilet it wasnt fun. We slept in pretty late and finally got up to go get some lunch. We ended up at Margaritaville. We had quite a few drinks (really helped the stomach) and they gave us a coupon to get two free drinks at Outback, PatO's, and Bubba Gumps. So we decided to just go to each and get our drinks. Once we finally made it down to Bubbas the bartender took a liking to us and kept the free drinks coming. To say they were strong was an understatement and then some drunk dude at the bar started buying us doubles of top shelf tequila. (Having crystal around is always helpful at bars:flash Once we were good and smashed we stumbled onto a bus to head to the bars. While trying to decide which one to go to we got dragged back into the Corona Bar by the staff and immediately handed more shots of tequila (unfortunately not top shelf). Things started to get a little hazy around here but at some point I fell and busted up my knee really bad. It was bleeding and swelling. Crystal and I sat a while till the bleeding stopped and then she helped me out. We tried to get a taxi but most of them got angry when I only offered three dollars. Eventually one gave in and we got home. After making it to the room Crystal and I got into a HUGE fight. It was mostly screaming profanities for no particular reason until I started throwing peanuts at her. Then it turned into an epic food fight until we both randomly passed out. Day 4: March 14th Crystal and I woke up sicker than ever but we both laughed hysterically at the way the room looked and the stupid fight the night before. Then we both went back to sleep trying to get better before the second CC party. Once I finally got out of bed to shower I realized how difficult walking had become and that my knee was still kinda bleeding. Damn you Tequila and always making me have a ton of fun before bitch slapping me back down!! While I was in the shower Crystal told me that the front desk called and said Joe and BC were downstairs waiting for us. I threw on some clothes and headed down there, they were still wasted and had stopped by on their way home. We set a time to go to dinner. Unfortunately they ended up not being on time and with no way to contact them Crystal and I just went back to the hotel. We started drinking a little with the Aussies and then we all headed out the second CC party. It was great meeting all the newbies and Senor Frogs was awesome. I couldnt dance much so I made friends with the bartender and he made Crystal and I all sorts of delicious shots all night. We eventually limped home but it was a lot of fun meeting you all! Whew! Tired fingers! More to come....
