A funny to share from last week at TTR. After many beverages we started with some body shots at the pool bar. Lime in her mouth, salt on one nip and poured the shot down the other while we'd lap it up. This young guy was watching with great interest and so I offered the next to him. He just couldn't thank the wife and me enough - said it was the coolest thing he'd ever done in public. (Didn't see one perverted photographer - god just kidding). Anyway the next morning we were walking thru a hallway and came across him on a pay phone saying - "honey I would never ever cheat on you and this resort isn't like that anyway". It was hilarious!!!! (did I mispell any words teach?)
I used to go to cancun with my ex, years and years ago, we used to go oasis during spring break which was insane and so I changed to Blue Bay/Temptations, the next year, she couldnt go, so me and a few friends went down, I called her on the first night from the hallway by the buffet, im trying to tell her that its a quiet tame resort with older people and nothing going on... she kept saying it sounds like a party , finally one of my drunk buddies runs up next to me and yells, dude you gotta hurry those 4 blonde chicks are doing body shots on the bar...... alls i could say on the phone was umm ummm ummm ok honey its better then oasis, but its adults, I swear ha ha
