Swingers Swayers & Monogamators - 4/28-5/3

Rob...

was thinking that if you want to stay up and not miss all the action - we could hook up a Red Bull intravenous drip directly to your arm. Might be able to see the moon come up at the very least...

:icon_smile:

 

Craig

remember that song "eye of the tiger"?

T wanted to do a remake of that song for me in the tradition of wierd al - the name of my song would be "the eye of the koala bear"

he'll even Red bull makes me sleepy

 

diamondheaded

Lol shaking that ass.......flogging you if you try to sleep...........before 12:00am.:deadhorse:

 

I think this year is gonna be a whole lot of fun......can't wait to meet all of you.

 

Awwww man...yeah I remember that tune. back when I was a pubescent hormone-loaded bulletproof punkass, I was playing that during my piano lessons...OMG....thank God I dropped the keys and picked up drum sticks...

So not taking anything away from T, cause I know she has you pegged...but I'm thinking another song might be more fitting for you...this one is open to feedback!

[ame=""]YouTube - Kanye West Ft Esttle - I'm The Shit

Sorry couldn't embed it...just copy it and paste it...

 

Cool...guess it did embed...whatever that means...:huh:

 

too kind craig - i am humbled

i know t had her thoughts and you have yours.............but i was personally thinking about the song my own worst enemy by lit

rob

 

So I'm hearing all this crap about fake 'n bake tanning beds...which - yeah...I've spent some time in those Easy Bake ovens myself. Hell if I didn't, my Canadian white ass would blind half the resort...I spent some good time last year on the rotisserie leading up to our TTR trip.

Now that they're officially classified as a high risk carcinogen...I'm thinking that
a) what the hell? If The Hoff and Paula Abdul can do it every day...that's all the convincing I need that it really isn't that unsafe...

b) I could try the ol' tan in a can...but then I'd look like a varnished piece of Ikea furniture with a goatee...:cool014:...Plus, the first dip I take in the Sexy Pool would rinse it off and there would be this oil slick that trailed me over to the swim up bar.

c) I could forego any attempt of pretan and show up looking like the Michelin Man...wow...as Paris Hiltons says...That's Hawttt...

So just wondering what other people do to prepare...
:angrymad:

 

o m gawwwwwwwd that is hilarious

but i do understand your dilemma....

at this point mabe we should just start our own private chat room as nobody else seems interested in this thread

well on second thought that might look a tad bit gay (not the there is anything wrong with that)

i always do the rotisserie thing at the start of the summer - by the end of the summer i get really dark -------- almost black (not that there is anything wrong with that either by any means whatsoever) - i think it may be all that cherokee blood i got in me............or else something went on "back in the day" that mom and dad want to keep secret from me

im thinking it may be the latter as i was not aware that cherokee indians were that well endowed (of course, not that there is anything wrong with cherokee indians having tiny little precious baby jesus penises...........if they do?)

cmon man do that rotisserie tan

rob

 

going to be a blast really looking forward to meeting you guys

just promise not to spank me too hard - im sort of a wimp



the best

rob