Viagra and Cancun...oh, this should be a good one

I've lost sight, what was the point in this thread again?

 

AHHHHH thats creepy!! i almost peed myself! u guys suck! lol

 

Too easy...

 

LOL Tori!! hehehe... I wasn't serious... that was just a joke to help someone get ready or help them relieve their readiness lol.

well someone just told me about "massages by claudia" and how amazing they are. apparently its a massage that is very sensual and contains a "surprise', but no one will tell me what it is because they dont want to "ruin it" for me. To me it sounds like a happy ending but its probably not. IDK.... but they say you leave feeling like you're on ecstasy, lol. I can try to find the message/post if anyone is interested. I think they said its like 30 mins from hotel zone.

yeah why can't you just bring it in your suitcase! put it inside the zippered lining.

 

I'm just gonna bring it in my pants, baby!

 

Ok...going to lock this up, before it goes any further....all questions have been answered