Another comically bitter review on trip advisor

So I was bored today at work and decided to be escapist and read some recent reviews of TTR to get me through the day. I came across this one which was so spiteful it nearly made me spit out my coffee.

Review from Trip Advisor:

My wife and I went there on our honey moon. The staff was fairly nice. We did have one problem. My wife got a bad ear infection. I went to the front desk at 3 a.m. and the guy told me the security office had some medicine, but then refused to tell me where it was. He then told me I could run down the street to a drug store that was open. Ended up being a gas station with no help. The guy was real rude and even laughed at me when I asked him for directions to the security office.
I did expect nudity, but two very large women were making out topless at the pool while 2 guys performed oral sex on them....in the pool. Who wants to swim in that afterwards. Room service was a joke, and they broke some of our items and the jacuzzi takes about 1 hour to fill. The beach was full of seaweed and looked horrible. Beach beds were always messy and you had to wait in line for 4 hours to get a reservation to a restaurant. I would not recommend this place. I'm sure there are better resorts, even adult ones, for a better price.

It makes me wonder why some people even bother getting off the plane...

 

Public oral sex? How horrible.
Thats it. We cancelled our trip and rebooked with Disney.

 

Where are the pictures Damn It!!!!!!

Jamie

 

Thats freaking hilarious!! their definition of oral sex must be alot different than ours!!! lol.... Thats why people should research the place befor booking....:69:

 

"...but two very large women were making out topless at the pool while 2 guys performed oral sex on them..."

...that's just down right rude man... very poor manners... only two dudes, did'nt anyone else get any? :lighting1:

Okay fine, it's Disney for me too!

 

OR

"...but two very beautiful women were making out topless at the pool while 2 WOMEN performed oral sex on them..."

There, I fixed it to be a more accurate representation of my experiences.:sofa:

What I do know is that type of behavior is seriously frowned upon at Disney, magic kingdom my ass. You wanna see magic? Give my wife a few drinks and have a girl rub lotion on her. She turns into a lesbian.

 

Bragger! (lessons please?) LOL

 

Either way...It works...Looks like they won't be repeaters, so we have room for one more couple...Who's in?...Heyohhh

 

Would it have been acceptable if the women wern't large? ...good lord what a dingbat... maybe she is bitter one of them wasnt her... Oral sex in the pool ??? I wonder how long they could hold their breath for

 

HA! We are actually visiting Temptation for the first time in Feb. and shortly following we are going to Disney with the kids for a week. I have a feeling I am going to be looking around Disney wondering why all the ladies tops are still on. In hind site we probably should have flipped the trip order. I like the magic you are talking about much better!